Saturday, February 04, 2012
Miles from the Mainstream
D. R. ZUKERMAN, proprietor
Kerry's Song …

OCTOBER 3, 2004 -

I am the man

Who has the plan

To succeed in Iraq, and, Afghanistan

Colossal is my judgment

Whatever I say is clearly true

Confidence masking my fudgment

Will turn most states into blue

Not once will you see a smirk on my face



To run circles around you I never will dint

I will ask the media not to leave a trace

Of my transcripts, lest my smirk be in print

When picking a president, the man you choose

By way of debates must artfully confuse

Let the media call my opponent petulant

Catch my dissembling -- I-bet you can't