November 19, 2022 --

A sincere brief memo to, please G-d, the 47th president (the Donald) of our land of liberty

Mr. President, writing as someone six years and one month older than you, it seems to LPR that you share one, unfortunate, trait with Mr. McConnell -- you both want The New York Times to say nice things about you. Ain't gonna happen. Please stop tlaking with Maggie Haberman, As my late father Sol Zukerman (wise as his namesake) would say: "no good cam come of this."

A sincere, even briefer, memo to Gov. DeSantis (the Ronald)

Please meet with Mr. Trump at Mar-a-Lago in the coming days. (And use the occasion to call out Wray/Garland for the July Stasi-like raid on the residence.)