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Miles from the Mainstream
D. R. ZUKERMAN, proprietor
Observations

OCTOBER 24, 2004 --

Has The New York Times No Baseball Loyalty to NY?

The New York Times, in an editorial on the amazing Boston Red Sox comeback -- after three losses -- to win the 2004 American League Championship over the New York Yankees, four games to three,
admitted that the Times is part owner of the Red Sox.

The editorial did not report that Russell T. Lewis, chief executive officer of The New York Times Company, was seen arriving at Yankee Stadium for Game 7 of the ALCS, on the Red Sox owners' bus and entered the Stadium by the press gate, wearing a Red Sox fan's baseball cap.

Red Sox Nation

LPR met one Red Sox fan outside Fenway Park, October 23, looking to exchange his preserved ticket to the
storied Woodstock festival, in Sullivan County, New York, August 15 to August 18, 1969, for tickets to the first game of the Red Sox - St. Louis Cardinals world
series.

On October 24, again outside Fenway Park, LPR spoke with another Red Sox fan who reached Boston from Seattle, Washington, via Washington, D.C. and was willing to trade his collection of Jim Rice baseball cards for a ticket to Game 2 of the world series.

One fan who camped outside the Fenway Park ticket window on Landsdowne Street--some tickets were put on sale two hours before Game 1 -- succeeded in getting a grandstand seat at face value -- $145. Another successful Fenway Park camper paid face value -- $190 for a box seat. World Series bleacher seats at Fenway went for $70 and standing room for $50. There were, of course, people willing to pay a thousand dollars and more for a Fenway Park 2004 world series ticket.

There were also, LPR learned, people who paid hundreds of dollars for tickets to Game 1 that turned out to be counterfeit.

It should be noted that Red Sox fans who gathered outside the ballpark for a glimpse of their heroes arriving for the world series games were permitted to stand much closer than Yankee fans outside Yankee Stadium to the players' parking lot.


Red Sox fans outside Yankee Stadium after Game Seven.




Tow-Away Nation

Surprisingly, it is far easier to park on the streets in the vicinity of Yankee Stadium than in the vicinity of Fenway Park. As far as LPR could tell, it is impossible to park in the Fenway Park vicinity, without getting 1) a parking ticket and 2) towed.

Perhaps it was to make LPR feel at home, but on October 24 there was a $75 ticket on the LPRmobile across from Fenway Park.


OCTOBER 24, 2004 --

Behold The House that Ruth Built

Is it true Yankee Stadium is to be no more?

Even the Coliseum of Rome was never razed

Do matters of purse count more than history's score

No more baseball at the Stadium?

The Bambino is in tears, and amazed


OCTOBER 25, 2004 --

Surprise, Surprise--Not


First The New York Times and now The Washington Post

Endorsing for president John F.Kerry

And should he win -- hear them boast

Over a glass of the president-elect's favorite sherry


Think of them not as merchandise, but as mementos.

LPR mugs, caps, T-shirts, coming soon.


OCTOBER 16, 2004 --

The know-it-alls

By word, they defend diversity

But in deed they command coerce-ity

By word, they defend open debate

But in deed, they would silence speech that they hate

From this we can derive a principle

Words are just tactics to becoming invincible

Once free speech meant a multitude of voices

Today, the Kerrygogues would, I guess, limit our choices


OCTOBER 15, 2004 --

On October 15, The Washington Post ran an editorial, "Remember Abu Ghraib?"

A Questionable Battle Cry

" Remember Abu Ghraib?"-- but don't mention the beheadings

To take notice of anti-western barbarism I guess there are lots of frettings

In those comfy editorial offices from where
non-lefties are barred by strict vettings

How politically proper steadfastly to ignore any barbaric blood-lettings


OCTOBER 17, 2004 --

For a very interesting election poll map of the US, see the following link, thanks to LPR's Webmaster (Terri Fassio from Skullco.com)

http://www.electoral-vote.com


OCTOBER 17, 2004 --

The Adams Rule, or can a Presidential term fall far from the tree?


Once we had father and son presidents named Adams --

it is not likely that they knew any Saddams --

Could there be an unwritten rule that is very firm:

(this is not meant to make George W. squirm)

fathers and sons get only one term as did John and John Quincy Adams?


OCTOBER 10, 2004 --

Just a Thought …

It's time for motorists to organize to defend themselves against the
depredations of the politicians who would fine and tow and surcharge them into penury.


Great News!

Those exposed steel rods at the 95th Street / Henry Hudson Parkway exit have been covered -- probably when a nearby section of Riverside Drive was repaved. Not likely, of course, that City Hall will apply a penalty to itself for taking its time to fill this particular pothole. Penalties are for the citizenry.


Think of them not as merchandise, but as mementos.

LPR mugs, caps, T-shirts, available by Election Day.



OCTOBER 3, 2004 --

Debate Doggerel ...

Bush reads in print better than he speaks

Accusing Kerry (among other things) of having flopped and flipped

At the next debate, due within two weeks

He should refer viewers to The New York Times transcript

How about both sides tossing in the debate towel

We know one will say he is compassionate, while the other decries tax cuts for the wealthy

Of course suspension might cause the moderators to howl

That a halt to these predictable events for the country -- and broadcasting careers? -- would be rather unhealthy

Now to remove something in my political craw

By way of proposing a new election law

Next campaign let us fail to have nominees from Yale

Certainly no more clones from the secretive Skull and Bones


The Washington Feds …

Here is a plan to make it rational

That the major league known as National

Has returned a team to our capital city

All we need is a federal law

Baseball can't leave Washington anymore

Plus a permanent U.S. government subsidy



Poor Martha …

The bad news -- Martha Stewart won't be at liberty to attend World Series games this year. The good news -- she should be released from prison to be at the 2005 opener.

Martha Stewart at Yankee Stadium Opening Day, last April.


Going to work …

Gary Sheffield heading to Yankee Stadium for the last home game of the 2004 season.



Going to Iraq …

Army Staff Sergeant Danny Machiovello, with wife Gloria, photographed outside Yankee Staduim, September 30. Danny is a security supervisor for the Yankees. His National Guard unit was activated last May. He stopped by the ballpark while on leave.